February 2012
70 posts
Favorite exchange between Deadpool and Taskmaster
DP "She and I are, like...so alike, y'know? We're both into guns...we both like kicking people..."
TM "You both have faced that make children cry... Oh, wait--that's just you."
DP "Oh, you're one to talk, with that stupid skeleton face on you...face..."
TM "Oh, you mean this mask that I can take off?"
DP "Fuck you, Taskmaster."
Astronomy professor: Please explain the big bang theory.
Me:
Astronomy professor:
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Astronomy professor:
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Astronomy professor:
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Astronomy professor:
Me: Our whole universe was in a hot dense state, then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait... the Earth began to cool, the autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools, we built a wall, we built the pyramids!! Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries, that all started with the big bang! HEY!
If tumblr couples can get 2492347 notes, so can me...
funniest-out:
troj4n:
hey me
third time reblogged <3 jus for you two qt’s
Watchbrewsandbrownies:
Harry Potter as a teen comedy…
THIS NEEDS TO BE MADE!
Straight women: Neil Patrick Harris is sexy.
Gay guys: Neil Patrick Harris is sexy.
Straight guys: Neil Patrick Harris is sexy.
Lesbians: Neil Patrick Harris is sexy.
Neil Patrick Harris: Neil Patrick Harris is sexy.
